1st
08:39 pm

Forsyth, Forsooth, For Soothsayer....



2nd
06:33 pm

Why am I not surprised?

- 1 comment

08:32 pm

This spamming brought to you by.... Almighty God?!?

- 2 comments

3rd
11:23 am

It's "Guess the Movie" for the Left Side of the Brain!

- 1 comment

4th
06:35 pm

Mana from Heaven

- 1 comment

5th
06:25 am

In honour of the imminent 2009 return of the Fairness Doctrine,....

- 1 comment

6th
12:49 pm

Hookups



09:21 pm

Reality is for people who can't handle drugs. Or Faux News.

- 2 comments

7th
01:42 pm

If it ain't broke, let's break it! FUCK YEAH!

- 1 comment

05:26 pm

And tonight on the O'Reilly Factor: Why Does Caylee Anthony Hate America?

- 3 comments

08:23 pm

And there's hamburger all over the highway in Mystic, Connecticut.

- 2 comments

8th
11:02 am

Today's Techology Report, or, How to Threaten to Reprogram Your Computer with a Very Large Axe

- 4 comments

9th
04:18 pm

And now, the News for Wombats. No wombats' cars were lit afire today....

- 1 comment

10th
06:31 am

Press 1 for boils, 2 for locusts, 3 for frogs, or stay on the line for Customer Smiting....

- 1 comment

11:22 am

1 36 TBR 5 col

- 1 comment

11th
05:23 pm

Ray is a real GEICO customer, not an actor, so to tell his story, we hired Six Degrees of Separation

- 1 comment

13th
01:20 pm

Assorted Computer Rants



14th
08:51 pm

Warning: Backward Curves Ahead

- 1 comment

15th
11:57 am

It was 20 years ago today. And then some.

- 2 comments

03:52 pm

In which "swiping your card" can have two meanings. Sometimes both at once.

- 4 comments

09:54 pm

Ethics exam

- 3 comments

16th
07:55 am

What was REALLY going on at Netflix this week

- 1 comment

17th
08:55 am

Weather or not

- 2 comments

02:22 pm

Equal Rights a-Men, meant.



18th
10:38 pm

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Or if it's conchiglioni, make stuffed shells.

- 1 comment

19th
11:16 am

Random Silliness (ETA: and not so much)

- 1 comment

20th
09:46 am

I've got a bad feeling about this....

- 3 comments

21st
11:58 am

Here Come the Doubledeckers!

- 1 comment

12:51 pm

::Blows on 60-millimetre pitchpipe::

- 3 comments

22nd
11:33 am

Quick updates before going out in the world:

- 1 comment

23rd
08:58 am

Deja Biden all over again!

- 2 comments

12:05 pm

While we're on the subject of plagiarism, um, recycling 20-year-old products....

- 1 comment

02:39 pm

Deep Thought of the Day:

- 2 comments

25th
11:17 am

I'm too sexy for my governor's mansion?

- 3 comments

06:44 pm

::thwap:: Thank you, Sir, may I have another?

- 1 comment

26th
08:33 am

It's been.... one month since you busted me.



27th
06:23 pm

We saw this.

- 9 comments

28th
06:58 pm

My day, and welcome to it:

- 4 comments

08:11 pm

Oh, please, God, OH PLEASE!



29th
09:28 am

Gremlins 3, Ray 0, midway through the 5th- but Ray beats them all in the 9th:)

- 2 comments

11:01 am

Oops, wrong Python.

- 1 comment

30th
06:02 pm

Defoliating a victory garden sure does work up an appetite.



31st
09:35 am

With a special appearance by the Fred Thompson, um, Tomlinson, singers!

- 3 comments

04:41 pm

Do the hip-o-crit, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, hippy hippy forward hippy hippy hippy hippy hippy shake!

- 2 comments

05:21 pm

Changing the subject before the ulcer gets any worse



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