Reality is for people who can't handle drugs. Or Faux News.

[captainsblog]

So according to the Fair and Mentally ImBalanced news analysis I just read, Senator McWrinkly did himself a favor by injecting Paris Hilton into the Presidential campaign, since it drew Obama off-message and got the media talking about McCain again.

ORLY?

It seemed to me from earlier in the day- when even the secretaries in my office, about as apolitical a bunch as you're going to meet, were raking in the Lulz over Paris's crackback on "the dude"- that Mister Experience had been pussywhipped by a ditzy blonde heiress with no political credibility whatsoever.

Then again, he must be used to getting that at home.

Comments

[thanatos-kalos.livejournal.com]

*sporfle* I can't believe I actually agree with Paris Hilton...

[headbanger118.livejournal.com]

I actually dug the Paris commercial. I had no idea she could say that many words in a row coherently.