We saw this.

[captainsblog]

Two appointments scheduled for today. Both canceled.

Mets were 7 (runs) ahead with 17 (outs) to play and lost last night.

The dog is pacing around the house like a whiny, etc. thing because of impending thunderstorms.

I left something in my damn car and now have to walk around the house looking like a complete idiot on account of that.

Believe me, if I had something new to post, I'd post it.

Tell me a joke. Tell me something good. Just put some gesture in ::marks::, plzkthnx?

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[sturgeonslawyer.livejournal.com]

Two men walk into a bar.

You'd think the second one would duck.

[fangirlsays.livejournal.com]

Football joke!

Q. What's the difference between Steve Spurrier and God?

(wait for it...)

(wait...)

A. God doesn't think he's Steve Spurrier!
*cymbal crash*

[headbanger118.livejournal.com]

The gal from Tennessee LOVES this joke!!!

[thanatos-kalos.livejournal.com]

try: http://ihasahotdog.com/ for amusement?

[luckycee.livejournal.com]

Long weekend coming!

[angledge.livejournal.com]

http://haggis-bagpipes.livejournal.com/117387.html

[elbiesee.livejournal.com]

You know what E.T.s short for?

His legs are only eight inches high.

*ducks*

[headbanger118.livejournal.com]

My favorite joke...

A small boy is digging a hole in his yard. The man that lives across the street comes over and asks the boy what he is doing.

"Burying my parakeet,Sammy" the boy replies.

"That's an awfully big hole for a parakeet," the man remarks.

"He's in your damn cat."

[uninvitedcat.livejournal.com]

Um. I'm no good at jokes. The only examples I have are my managers...