With a special appearance by the Fred Thompson, um, Tomlinson, singers!

[captainsblog]

Since the song parodies have been going over SO well lately, here I go writing yet another one, inspired by tariq_kamal's metaquoted observation about the Palin family lineage of our new GOP VP:

But perhaps she didn't want to be a presumptive Republican nominee for Vice President! Maybe she wanted to be... a lumberjack!

ORLY?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay!
I sleep all night and make babies all day!

I cut down trees, I ride me bike,
I know me woodsman's ways
I believe that all creation
Was made in just six days!

(She's a lumberjack and she's okay
She's pro-life and in the NRA!)

I cut down trees, I sleep all night
But only when I'm tired
I used my job as Guv'nor
To get me ex-in-law fired!

(She's a lumberjack and she's okay
She'll take your reproductive rights away!)

I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendees and a bra
But I've still got a bigger dick
Than that Muslim Obama!

(She cuts down trees, she wears high heels,
suspendees and a.... whaaaa?)

Oh I'm a lumberjack and I'm okayyyyyyyyy!
And I'd be just a crusty heart attack away!

Comments

[thanatos-kalos.livejournal.com]

*groan*

[whyaduck.livejournal.com]

Well done.

[headbanger118.livejournal.com]

And all of this is bad why? :D