In honor of Sir Elton's Appearance at Lord Drugster's Fourth Wedding:

[captainsblog]

Props to Gawker for crashing the party, but thumbs down to Reginald for selling out to Limbaugh:

(to the tune of this, since I never know WHO knows what song I'm riffing on:)

I've been syndicated
Since '88
I make my money
Spewing fear and hate

Obama thinks
I'm just a spiteful hack
But Viagra stock is rising
Now the groom is back

(oh oh oh)

My pill jar's getting empty, that's alright
I send my maid to buy them on a Saturday night
I got scrips to last me for eternity
I get high on oxycontins here at E.I.B.

CHORUS

I'm the groom, I'm the groom,
Yeah the groom is back
My fourth time at the altar as a matter of fact
I can marry again, cause I'm straighter than you
It's unfair but it's true, hypocritical, too

(oh oh oh)

I marry when I get the itch
Tire quick, then drop the bitch
My family values are a little bit whacked
It's okay if you're Republican, the groom gets back

(repeat chorus)

Comments

[baseballchica03.livejournal.com]

I don't know, I think it's kind of great.

Rush is the one of the biggest loudmouth homophobes in the country and claims (again, loudly) that Teh Gays! are the cause of everything bad, but he was willing to pay a ton of money to have Elton fucking John, queen of the gay mafia, to entertain at his wedding? It's a very expensive, very public example of his hypocrisy. I'd love nothing more for there to be pictures and video splashed all over the web of Rush Limbaugh hugging Elton John.

[bill_sheehan.livejournal.com]

Bloody brilliant! Me 'at's orf t' the Dyuke!