Thanks. I'm here all week.

[captainsblog]

Me in the kitchen earlier, upon noticing that our grocery list consisted solely of "wine, cereals":

This could be the beginning of a new sacrament: The Lord's Brunch.



I then added bagels and cream cheese to the order, thus creating transubstantiation with a schmear.

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Me, responding to a Friend's observation of a dead chipmunk in her driveway:

I think David Seville meant something else when he said, "Alvin, you're a little flat."

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Me, commenting on a sports blogger's shaming of LeBron James for leaving his semifinal loss without congratulating the winning team or addressing the media:

I didn't realize, until I read one of the articles about it, that the Magic play their home games at Amway Arena.

That explains it. The King was hurrying off to a meeting with a trunk full of "toolboxes" and cases of dish powder he wanted to distribute to his "downline."

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And Eleanor says such nice things about me. Despite having to live with nonsense like THAT.

Comments

[headbanger118.livejournal.com]

If I didn't get to read such witticisms from the "English Genius," I don't know how I could go on!

[ellettra.livejournal.com]

hahahahahahaha. so much goodness.

re: LeBron. i got so tired of hearing about it finally turned off the radio yesterday, and that's saying something. the guy is a child. he's 24 years old. he's allowed to make a mistake here and there. people were ripping him like he set fire to the building and locked the doors on the way out. i mean cripes. yeah, sour grapes. yeah, poor sportsmanship. but it's not been a pattern, and you've gotta imagine that he was pretty freaking wrecked in that moment. it's not like he's a showboating grandstanding a-hole.