ABC, Di-E, F You!
May. 31st, 2009 08:50 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
captainsblogDear Michael Eisner or whatever asshat is running ABC these days:
It's bad enough you killed my show. Worse, that you delayed its final episodes until the garbage time of Summer Replacement Season. Worser, that you finally de-butted the final episodes with virtually no pub and at 10:00 on a Saturday night.
What, no Worst. Network. In the Worlddddddd! award to give you?
Sorry, you had to wait for it. Like we did, turning on our DVRs this morning and seeing five minutes of your stupidass Newlywed Game reality show at the start of the recording. Which meant, of course, that the last five minutes of the actual episode will be cut off. Which is what I'd like to see happen to your faloombwehbweh.
Maybe you'll even die of it. In that case, I wish for Ned to touch you.
Twice.
It's bad enough you killed my show. Worse, that you delayed its final episodes until the garbage time of Summer Replacement Season. Worser, that you finally de-butted the final episodes with virtually no pub and at 10:00 on a Saturday night.
What, no Worst. Network. In the Worlddddddd! award to give you?
Sorry, you had to wait for it. Like we did, turning on our DVRs this morning and seeing five minutes of your stupidass Newlywed Game reality show at the start of the recording. Which meant, of course, that the last five minutes of the actual episode will be cut off. Which is what I'd like to see happen to your faloombwehbweh.
Maybe you'll even die of it. In that case, I wish for Ned to touch you.
Twice.
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Date: 2009-05-31 08:02 pm (UTC)