A Tale (Tail?) of Two Stories
Jul. 23rd, 2008 08:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
captainsblogOne came from a flocked post I read in the wee hours this morning, about some scientific studies. Apparently, proponents of wind farms have data suggesting that wind turbines kill fewer birds than cats do; other studies have established that cats kill fewer birds than randomly crash into plate glass windows. Thus, using the transitive property from seventh grade math class, we conclude that random collisions with windows are more fatal to felines than Al Gore. Nonetheless, the killing capabilities of Ur Felin Frenz have been dissed, or, as translated into Lolcat by the poster of this news,
DANGERUS PREDATOOR --- UR DOIN IT WRONG
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The other came from a photo which a dear longtime AOL friend posted of her own dear departed Maxie, who, in his latter days, really couldn't do much about avian invasions in his general vicinity.
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These two tales now merge for your LOLCATting pleasure:
Lisa swears, and I believe her, that there's not a pixel of photoshopping in that image other than the text that Maggie coincidentally added:)
DANGERUS PREDATOOR --- UR DOIN IT WRONG
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The other came from a photo which a dear longtime AOL friend posted of her own dear departed Maxie, who, in his latter days, really couldn't do much about avian invasions in his general vicinity.
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These two tales now merge for your LOLCATting pleasure:
Lisa swears, and I believe her, that there's not a pixel of photoshopping in that image other than the text that Maggie coincidentally added:)