Guaranteed to offend at least SOMEONE

[captainsblog]

Our freezer's getting well and truly stuffed with assorted Club Pack purchases of chicken, seafood and whatnot. On the way to storing a recent batch of birdbreasts, I tripped over a bag that was sticking out in the front, and for whatever reason, misread its label-

BAY SCALLOPS-

as

GAY SCALLOPS.

It's been a thoroughly horrid day workwise, so you'll forgive me if I got to a bit of riffing on the subject:

So I presume you serve them in a sauce with lots of minced garlic?

They may not be kosher, but G-ddammit they have a right to be married under the same chuppa!

You don't remove their shells. You bodywax them!

Um, which end, exactly, IS the ass?

Go ahead. Defriend me, report me to the Lambda Foundation, or better still, have a damned sense of humor and add your own:P

Comments

[siercia]

*snerk*

too fried to think of anything right now, but loved the ones you came up with.

[thanatos-kalos.livejournal.com]

No real joke, but I bet they would go well with rainbow trout...

[liddle-oldman.livejournal.com]

*coffeenose*

[marciamarcia.livejournal.com]

While middle-aged straight scallops are fatty and full of cholesterol, gay scallops of a similar age are still trim and delicious.

Just watch out for the bears. There's nothing worse than a mouthful of hair.

[sturgeonslawyer.livejournal.com]

Apropos of which I once misread "hagfish" in the obvious way.