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Jun. 11th, 2008 04:11 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
captainsblogOur freezer's getting well and truly stuffed with assorted Club Pack purchases of chicken, seafood and whatnot. On the way to storing a recent batch of birdbreasts, I tripped over a bag that was sticking out in the front, and for whatever reason, misread its label-
BAY SCALLOPS-
as
GAY SCALLOPS.
It's been a thoroughly horrid day workwise, so you'll forgive me if I got to a bit of riffing on the subject:
So I presume you serve them in a sauce with lots of minced garlic?
They may not be kosher, but G-ddammit they have a right to be married under the same chuppa!
You don't remove their shells. You bodywax them!
Um, which end, exactly, IS the ass?
Go ahead. Defriend me, report me to the Lambda Foundation, or better still, have a damned sense of humor and add your own:P
BAY SCALLOPS-
as
GAY SCALLOPS.
It's been a thoroughly horrid day workwise, so you'll forgive me if I got to a bit of riffing on the subject:
So I presume you serve them in a sauce with lots of minced garlic?
They may not be kosher, but G-ddammit they have a right to be married under the same chuppa!
You don't remove their shells. You bodywax them!
Um, which end, exactly, IS the ass?
Go ahead. Defriend me, report me to the Lambda Foundation, or better still, have a damned sense of humor and add your own:P
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Date: 2008-06-11 08:25 pm (UTC)too fried to think of anything right now, but loved the ones you came up with.
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Date: 2008-06-11 08:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-11 10:20 pm (UTC)Just watch out for the bears. There's nothing worse than a mouthful of hair.
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Date: 2008-06-11 10:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-12 01:34 am (UTC)