It came for me today....
At the start of the fifth full month of my forty-ninth year....
My AARP membership card.
This is just the tease, though. My full Member Benefits package will be coming soon.
Resistance is futile. Eleanor is slightly older than moi, and has been studiously ignoring them. Still, they come. Treading in the night. Carrying insurance cards, boxes of Depends and Poli-Grip.
Kill me now.
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