I'm a Mann, Yes I Am....

[captainsblog]

Nothing like current events to make old jokes funny again:

The proprietor of a big aquarium was terribly upset and called over her assistant.

"We have a bunch of school children coming over tomorrow, and I just looked in and those horny dolphins are continuously mating. We can't let the kids see that."

"What can we do about it?" the assistant asked.

"The only thing that will make them stop is to feed them seagulls," She replied. "You'll have to go get them, but it won't be easy. There's a bunch of them at the city zoo. You'll have to break in tonight, grab the birds and bring them back here. But be careful. There's a stony faced old lion who guards the birdhouse at the zoo and he'd eat you if you make too much noise."

That night, the aquarium assistant sneaks into the zoo, quietly enters the bird house, and makes off with a sack full of seagulls. He's outside the zoo and about to head back to the office with his booty when suddenly there are FBI agents everywhere. Surprised at being caught, he asks an officer what he's charged with.

"Don't you know?" said the agent, "Transporting gulls across a staid lion for immoral porpoises!"

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Yesterday's news, amazingly, was not the first invocation of the Mann Act in the past week. Late last week, news broke locally that a senior-status state Supreme Court Justice had resigned his post over allegations that he, and a couple of cronies from the court and law enforcement, had transported a hooker over the New York border to perform at a Shriner-related convention.

They either need to start making mens' pants bigger or our faloombwehbwehs smaller.

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[sturgeonslawyer.livejournal.com]

I suppose I can't let the musical reference pass unnoted. Alas, I have nothing to actually say about it.