Oh dear....

"Night Court - "$50 Fine and Time Served"" (Watch on YouTube)

(Thanks to elbiesee for exterminating what little remains of my brain with THAT;)

And btw, when is the bloody Christmas special, anyways? My site for such things got shut down over the summer and I've no idea about much of anything anymore:(  Comments are screened, in case you've got any sekrit stuff to impart ::puppydogeyes::
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4 Saal- Kitteh Kondo

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Call 1-800-CHZ-BRGR.

Tony! Toni! Tone!

With great production expense comes great responsibility, Peter!

♫Spider-Man, Spider-Man,
Needs a bigger insurance plan
Up above, there's a crash!
Ambulance chasers can smell the cash
"Oh no! There goes the last stuntman!"

Can it get any worse?
The "Kiss of Spider-Man" is a curse!
See the show! It's a must!
(If you like to see stars concussed)
"Oh crap! He broke his wrists again!"

In the writers room,
Bono's out on the ledge
"Why'd we take this gig?"
He cries out to The Edge!

Spider-Man, Spider-Man,
OSHA lawyers may try to ban
All the stunts- that's their right
So nobody dies Opening Night
To them, this stupid presentation
Foretells Workers Compensation
So they'll squish the Spider-Mannnnnnnnn!♫