Tony! Toni! Tone!

[captainsblog]

With great production expense comes great responsibility, Peter!

♫Spider-Man, Spider-Man,
Needs a bigger insurance plan
Up above, there's a crash!
Ambulance chasers can smell the cash
"Oh no! There goes the last stuntman!"

Can it get any worse?
The "Kiss of Spider-Man" is a curse!
See the show! It's a must!
(If you like to see stars concussed)
"Oh crap! He broke his wrists again!"

In the writers room,
Bono's out on the ledge
"Why'd we take this gig?"
He cries out to The Edge!

Spider-Man, Spider-Man,
OSHA lawyers may try to ban
All the stunts- that's their right
So nobody dies Opening Night
To them, this stupid presentation
Foretells Workers Compensation
So they'll squish the Spider-Mannnnnnnnn!♫

Comments

[audacian.livejournal.com]

hahaha, nice.

Appropriate icon is appropriate

[firynze.livejournal.com]

*falls off couch laughing*

Owwwwww...

Re: Appropriate icon is appropriate

[captainsblog.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should hang on to that extra plastic bubble for yourself;)

[headbanger118.livejournal.com]

Fabulous! Now write one about the saga of "The Hobbit"!

[captainsblog.livejournal.com]

Find me something that rhymes with "preciouses" and we'll do lunch.

(Oh, and about the Christmas card thing? Don't worry- yours is already out. Along with some udda thingza;)

[bill_sheehan.livejournal.com]

Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant!

Broadway's answer to NASCAR.