Really, just an excuse to use the new icon wot I stole:

So I've just been informed that John Barrowman sings. Naturally, this led to the question of whether we could ever talk Captain Jack into singing "Captain Jack."

I have a few modest verses here, which I'm sure have Been Done in some similar form, but hey, I'm late to the party:

Saturday night and you're still hangin' around
Hitched your TARDIS in the middle of London town
Kids all whining cause their Mummy can't be found
For awhile

So you climb a rope up to a passing blimp
But you nearly die when it suddenly goes limp
And next thing you're being carried onto a Chula ship
With a smile

Captain Jack will get you high tonight
And take you to your special island
Captain Jack will get you by tonight
Just a little push and you'll be smilin'

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I'll leave the next one for someone more adventurous.