DO NOT WANT MYDE INTO BRODWEH SHO

marciamarcia has brought us some frightening news: after conquering the Internet and even the Bible, the LOLCAT brigade has now taken on T.S. Eliot's "The Waste Land."

Seems only fair, though, that this punishment be inflicted on the man most responsible in our generation (despite being dead when it happened) for the anthropomorphizing of these furry little predators.  So what else to move to on the Eliot bookshelf than the poem collection in question?

No, these cannot be set to music. Do not even try.

( The Naming of Cats )

( Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer )

( Macavity )

( The Ad-dressing of Cats )

Feel free to add. One can only gorge on these things so much.

He never calls, he never writes, he never does the quiz anymore....

except on special occasions, and this one certainly qualifies. Since I had yet another Teenage Mutant Ninja Hormone Night at my home on the quiz deadline this week, allow me to compensate with the world's first

ledg_dq!

1) What unit of measurement is equal to 1.0 x 10^-10 meters?

2) What chart -topping early 70s song was long rumored to be about the relationship between Mick Jagger and another rock superstar's wife?

3) What accounting term, coined by Phil Smith, incorporates all seven of the basic categories of the financial transactions of a business?

4) If she weighs the same as a duck, how does that prove she's a witch?

5) Lyrics time! Name yet another tacky 70s song, this one by James Brown, from the words:
That's where it's at a-that's where it's at
Take your fine self home
It looks much better than time
My fever keeps growin'
Girl you're blowin' my mind

Thinkin' of loosin that funky feelin' don't uh!
Cause you got to use just what you got
To get just what you want-a
Hey hu!

6) What incredible person is having a birthday today?


( Heeeeere we go! )