He never calls, he never writes, he never does the quiz anymore....

[captainsblog]

except on special occasions, and this one certainly qualifies. Since I had yet another Teenage Mutant Ninja Hormone Night at my home on the quiz deadline this week, allow me to compensate with the world's first

ledg_dq!

1) What unit of measurement is equal to 1.0 x 10^-10 meters?

2) What chart -topping early 70s song was long rumored to be about the relationship between Mick Jagger and another rock superstar's wife?

3) What accounting term, coined by Phil Smith, incorporates all seven of the basic categories of the financial transactions of a business?

4) If she weighs the same as a duck, how does that prove she's a witch?

5) Lyrics time! Name yet another tacky 70s song, this one by James Brown, from the words:
That's where it's at a-that's where it's at
Take your fine self home
It looks much better than time
My fever keeps growin'
Girl you're blowin' my mind

Thinkin' of loosin that funky feelin' don't uh!
Cause you got to use just what you got
To get just what you want-a
Hey hu!

6) What incredible person is having a birthday today?




1) "Not to be confused with a Thurmondstrom unit, which measures time in billions of years and contains a hypocritical component of female Negro slave." -captainsblog

Correct answer: Angstrom unit

2) "'You're So Vein,' which turns out not to have anything to do with Carly Simon but was actually a reminder to Keith Richards on where to insert the needle." -captainsblog

Correct answer: Angie

3) "The Seven Deadly Generally Accepted Accounting Principles, consisting of Koslowski (lust), Martha (gluttony), Rigas (greed), Bush (sloth), Chainsaw Al Dunlap (wrath), Kerkorian (envy) and Kennyboy (pride)"-captainsblog

Correct answer: General Ledger

4) "I didn't expect this particular inquisition." -captainsblog

Correct answer: It means she's made of wood.

5) "Somehow she doesn't seem the type for Papa OR a brand new bag."--captainsblog

Correct answer: "Hot Pants"

6) "Enough kidding. She makes me laugh, think, occasionally cry, often be inspired to better and greater things, and blessed to be beFriended by her."-captainsblog

Correct answer: Your quiz hostess with the mostess and mine, and wish her a happy birthday too, angledge ::hugs::

Comments

[angledge.livejournal.com]

I am totally going to make you a mod one of these days.

(thanks!)

This post is comedy gold.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]