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10) All three of obvious Middle Eastern descent.
9) Child born out of wedlock, and alleged father proven by DNA testing to be lying about it.
8) Previous history of undocumented border crossings.
7) Gold, frankincense and myrrh not declared to Customs officials.
6) No confirmed hotel reservations or other fixed address for stay in country.
5) Joseph carrying carpenters' tools without necessary green card.
4) Son known to consort with criminals and other bad influences.
3) Son completely resistive to attempts at waterboarding during initial interrogation.
2) Trace quantities of manure found on clothes.
And the number one reason the Holy Family would never have gotten past La Migra:
1) Uncanny resemblance to figures from banned Nativity Scenes.
9) Child born out of wedlock, and alleged father proven by DNA testing to be lying about it.
8) Previous history of undocumented border crossings.
7) Gold, frankincense and myrrh not declared to Customs officials.
6) No confirmed hotel reservations or other fixed address for stay in country.
5) Joseph carrying carpenters' tools without necessary green card.
4) Son known to consort with criminals and other bad influences.
3) Son completely resistive to attempts at waterboarding during initial interrogation.
2) Trace quantities of manure found on clothes.
And the number one reason the Holy Family would never have gotten past La Migra:
1) Uncanny resemblance to figures from banned Nativity Scenes.