Just one thing to say here:

[captainsblog]

If the Democratic party loses Ted Fucking Kennedy's seat today, and exit polling blames even one vote on our candidate referring to Curt Schilling as a "Yankee fan"?

I will drive to Boston tomorrow and hurl myself onto the left field warning track from the top of the Green Monster.

Comments

[bktheirregular]

That's about as stupid as referring to Obama as both a Socialist and a Fascist. Plus the number of Yankee fans who'd accept that Schilling might even be one of them is a lot closer to zero than the number who'd gladly dip the infamous Bloody Sock in a 55-gallon drum of Clorox (while said sock is tied around his neck, natch).

If you're going to do something drastic at Fenway, could you pack some things along on another angry individual's behalf? Specifically, about ten pounds of iodized salt to sow into the pitcher's mound, and about ten pounds of enriched plutonium to glass it?

[cafemusique.livejournal.com]

I think that's a safe bet.

Voters are too afraid of looking foolish to suggest that THAT'S the reason for their vote...even if they're dumb enough to let that influence their choice.

[ellettra.livejournal.com]

it's all a bit of a nightmare, isn't it? i'm kinda not sure why in the world the party wanted this woman to be the one to run. god, they coulda picked a muppet, for pete's sake.

[angledge.livejournal.com]

Even Nate Silver thinks she's gonna lose it. She will be forever remembered as Choakley....