Dear God:

[captainsblog]

Just a thought here:

How's about you smite Pat Robertson...

Watch on YouTube

...and leave Dexter the fuck alone.

Don't make my serial killer angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

Comments

[thanatos-kalos.livejournal.com]

I second both motions, and am fwding said recommendations to my pantheon.

[glenmarshall.livejournal.com]

Assholes are for impaling.

[bluevicksen11.livejournal.com]

Can't the rapture swing by early and pick up this whack-job so that we can have some peace? I hope the giant hand grabs Rush too. And smacks them both around.

[cafemusique.livejournal.com]

I just hope that, if there is smiting to done, that God uses sensibly sized ammo, and not the huge ammo that Robertson seems to think is a prime component in the Divine Arsenal.

I say this mostly out of self-preservation, since I now have the misfortune of sharing a city with CBN. ;-)

[princesskraehe.livejournal.com]

As an Orthodox Christian, on behalf of myself and my family, I wish to officially disown this man (again). No one may refer to him as 'Christian' anymore.

WE DO NOT WANT HIM.

I repeat, WE. DO. NOT. WANT. HIM.

[headbanger118.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I just want to kick Pat Robertson in the teeth. Even if Haiti did make a deal with the devil, how does he account for the missionary workers, govt. officials, and humanitarians, not to mention the non-satanist citizens, that died in the quake. Sometimes bad things just happen. As John Bender said in The Breakfast Club: Screw fall out; it's an imperfect world. ARGH.

Sorry to hear about Michael C. Hall, but be encouraged. My cousin had Hodgkin's Lymphoma and has been in remission for several years after treatment. It is one of the most treatable cancers. Godspeed, Michael.

[captainsblog.livejournal.com]

We just watched Breakfast Club the other night. "Eat my shorts" is the condensed version of the same sentiment for these idiots.

[liddle-oldman.livejournal.com]

Rather than type it all again, see my post on this suppurating chancre.

[captainsblog.livejournal.com]

Saw it. Concurred in it. You should also track down Keith Olbermann's short but killer komment on it from the other night.