Tell your doctor if your transmission remains in drive for more than four hours.

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The highlight (or lowlight, rather) of this weekend's News of the Weird collection was this piece from a far corner of the USA, which resonated mainly because one of my Londoner Friends here had the pleasure of witnessing pretty much the same behaviour a few weeks ago:

Danny Brawner, 46, was indicted in Albuquerque, N.M., in August for aggravated indecent exposure. A police officer and his 10-year-old son had seen Brawner with his pants down around his ankles, performing simulated sexual intercourse against the trunk of his car. The officer also said Brawner was shouting and swinging his arms, as if enjoying the real thing.

All the car ads in my brainpan, from childhood on, are coming back to me:

"Wouldn't you really rather have a Buick?"

"Nissan. Designed to improve your performance."

"Chevy Trucks- Like a Rock."

"Performance is sweeter, nothing can beat her, life is completer in a Chevy"

Of course, this guy was probably boinking a VW:

Comments

[thanatos-kalos.livejournal.com]

I realise men are supposed to love their cars but this is ridiculous...

[headbanger118.livejournal.com]

I'm glad it wasn't a Lexus...the relentless pursuit of perfection would've worn him out.

[troubleagain.livejournal.com]

You are delightfully twisted, my friend.

[liddle-oldman.livejournal.com]

Ask the man who bones one!