This really didn't require many changes to the lyrics at all;)

[captainsblog]

The latest chorus in the Republican Family Values comic opera, starring Governor Mark Sanford as Evita:

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It won't be easy
You'll think it strange
When I try to explain how I feel
That I still need a break
After all that I've done
You won't believe me
All you will see
Is  the Guv you once knew
Although he's flying through the clouds
Toward an airport hotel tryst with you

I had to let it happen
I had to change
Couldn't stay all my life down at heel
Looking out of the window
Staying out of the sun
So I chose freedom
Running around trying everything new
But nothing impressed me at all
I never expected it too

Don't cry for me Argentina
The truth is I never went on
Those happy trails in
The Apalachins
I kept my promise
I’ll keep my office

And as for fortune and as for fame
I never invited them in
Though it seemed to the world
They were all I desired
They are illusions
They're not the solutions
They promise to be
The answer was there all the time
I love you and hope you love me

Don't cry for me Argentina

Don't cry for me Argentina
The truth is I never left you
All through my wild days
And mad adultery
I kept my promise
I’ll keep my office

 Have I said too much?
There's nothing more I can think of to say to you
But all you have to do
Is look at me to know
That every word is true

Comments

[glenmarshall.livejournal.com]

Another brick in the wall...

[headbanger118.livejournal.com]

Brilliant! I'd throw roses, but they'd just bounce off the screen.