captainsblog: (Default)
[personal profile] captainsblog
England Dan died. I wouldn't really like to see him tonight.

The shamwow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker. I'm not gonna love his nuts.

From the Department of Hire The Handicapped But Don't Let Them Take Your Rectal Temperature (blame George Carlin for that one, not me), this was certainly the saddest entry in this week's News of the Weird collection:

In response to a bomb threat called in to Hays High School in Buda, Texas, in February, Principal Shirley Reich directed the evacuation of all students, who were kept out for two hours until the all-clear. The building had not been completely cleared, though. Reich had ordered that eight special-needs students, who presented mobility problems for the staff, be kept inside during the evacuation, and afterward Reich defended her decision, crediting herself for compassion because it was cold outside, and she wanted the special-needs students to be comfortable.

I'd like to find her a nice comfy resting place. Preferably one SFU.

And speaking of such coordinates:  ooh! ooh! The trailer is out for Where The Wild Things Are, and Lauren Ambrose is in it! Plus, you know, some other actors.

Date: 2009-03-29 12:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luckycee.livejournal.com
Good...no more shamwow commercials.

And I'm not talking 'bout moving in...

Bop, with you baby...

Date: 2009-03-29 11:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] revmary.livejournal.com
...in my old yellow car ,because everything that glitters is not gold...If I Had only one friend left, I'd want it to be you...

~ Dan Seal Tunes , after he went country.

I got to see him perform in 1987, live at AB College, with his guitarist, "Porter". HE had previously worked for Porter Wagoner.

Date: 2009-03-30 06:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] headbanger118.livejournal.com
She wanted the special needs kids to be comfortable?? Since when is being blown up comfortable? What a maroon, as Bugs would say. Hope she loses her job.

As for ShamWow dude, I hear the hooker got some good shots in too. Good for her. I, too, am refusing to love his nuts...not even for $1000.


Date: 2009-03-30 06:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sturgeonslawyer.livejournal.com
I seem to have escaped without knwoing what a ShamWow is.

I watched the WTWTA trailer with dismay. It looks like they're going to give it a plot to make it a full-length movie. (Let's face it, the book would make a good twenty-thirty minute short.)

Profile

captainsblog: (Default)
captainsblog

May 2025

S M T W T F S
    123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
25 262728293031

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Jan. 9th, 2026 12:55 pm
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios