"Are your pants singing Hail to the Chief or are you just happy to see me?"

[captainsblog]

captainsblog recognizes its obligation to present spokespeople for opposing viewpoints. Today, we turn over the mike to a comment received yesterday in response to our editorial concerning the lack of Presidential sex in the White House. At least the kind with the First Lady actually present.

40 years....that's back to 1969

Pat and Dickie had sex

Gerald and Betty too

Jimmy and Rosalind too...

Ronnie had sex with Mommie! ha

George and Babs had sex too

Bill had sex, just not with Hilliary lol

Laura and GW had sex too

As with many things, this analysis raises more questions than it answers. Far more disturbing ones.

The scariest thought related to Nixon White House sex is that the man tape-recorded EVERYTHING. Which means, somewhere in the National Archives, there is a recording of our 37th president screaming, "LET ME MAKE ONE THING PERFECTLY CLEAR!"

I always liked Gerald Ford, but face it. Given his tendency to fall off anything more than an inch above ground level, I really don't think the Secret Service would have allowed him to do anything like that.

The Carters?  I can just hear it:
Jimmah?
::pants::.  yes, love, what is it while I am lusting after you in mah heart?
Um, I love peanut buttah as much as the next woman, but I really don't think it lubricates anything when you put it THAYAH!

I'm sure Reagan had his moments, but between fear of tearing the Oscar de la Renta gowns and the awkward moments with all of Nancy's astrologers in the Oval Office, I can't picture him getting much action, either.

I refuse to think about Poppy having sex. Still too many painful reminders left of his first successful attempt.

As for Miserable Failure himself? Given his tendency to misdirect his invasions, his sexual liaisons with Laura probably consisted mostly of trying to stick his dick into her belly button.

Comments

[liddle-oldman.livejournal.com]

Right. If I wasn't already celibate, this post would have done it.

*shudder*

[revmary.livejournal.com]

lol

Come on, laura and GW had good ole fashion missionary style sex. Good Christian United Methodist and Emmaua Walk people that they were.

Rosalind and Jimmah, Missionary position sex too.

Ronnie and Nancy were Hollywood types, they probably had wild sex in privacy!

Gerald did fall alot...maybe the reason was too much "activity" in the bedroom, made him wobbly. haha

Bill Clinton...Not going there..Don't want to picture it. But the secret service did find a copy of the Kama Sutra in the Oval office...They had to trash it before GW saw it, LOL.

yeah, captainsblog, GW and Laura are United Methodists...our chosen denomination...Shakes head....plus, he's been on a Walk to Emmaus...shake head.

At least Hilliary is a United Methodist too.
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So, United Methodists have two extremes...GW and Hilliary...this is just an exhibition of our denomination today...we have the Good News/Aldersgate UMC's and The extremists liberals who protested at General Conference with draping of the communion table in black because they feel Gays and Lesbians are excluded from the table.

And then there's us moderate UMC's who just wanna make a difference for Christ in the world. Transformational. All this political stuff in the church. We need to ALL read Biship Reuben Job's book Three Simple Rules. Do Good. Do no Harm and don't fall out of love with God. Wesley Roots, get back to that! The World is our parish!