Backstage at Karl Rove Headquarters during the debate

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Smoke-filled room. Night (dark and stormy).

FEARLESS LEADER
This is getting away from us, people! Desperate times call for desperate measures!

BORIS GRAMMENOV
OOH! OOH! I know! All them Reagan Democrats! We need to get them back! Let's do something to get Reagan back into the news!

F.L.
Great idea, dude, except he's dead.

B.G.
Not HIM, you ass. His grieving widow!

UNISON
But how,.... how,.... how?!?

NATASHA BARRACUDA
I've got just the plan, you betcha!(whispers)

FEARLESS LEADER
Exxxxon-cellent!

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FADE TO cash register at VERA WANG DESIGNER MUUMUU FACTORY OUTLET

NANCY REAGAN
And,.... two of these, three of those, and.... what, you think I wear anything more than once?

ENTER a MYSTERIOUS HOODED FIGURE with lipstick and high heels, who whacks NANCY in the hip with a tire iron.

BARRACUDA
Drill her, baby, drill her!

NANCY
(crumbles to ground, sobbing)
Why.... why.... why?

THE END?????

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For me, it is- today and most of tomorrow, anyway. Faboo court appearances and whatnots await in various mysterious cities to the east. Back late Friday.

Comments

MYSTERIOUS HOODED FIGURE

[liddle-oldman.livejournal.com]

I have noted before that she keels Moose and Squirrel.

[headbanger118.livejournal.com]

That lady has a serious pain tolerance. She walked around with it for several days!

[revmary.livejournal.com]

Oooo Sounds like you gto Tonya Harding to whack Nancy...the WHY WHY WHY...nancy kerrigan...