Overheard during Teen Movie Day in my living room:

[captainsblog]

"You have such a sweet kitty. Not like so-and-so's. He's such an emo cat."

"Yeah, except he's declawed, so he can't cut himself."

"And they buy all his kitty litter at Hot Catbox."

Okay, I added that last one.

Comments

[headbanger118.livejournal.com]

Sassy is an emo kitty...and she's not declawed! So far she is enjoying her suffering too much to die.

[ellettra.livejournal.com]

hahahahahahahaha!!! your posts are all hilariouser than usual today. :)