Ohhhh, that's very different. Never mind.

[captainsblog]

My good Friend sturgeonslawyer just posted some commentary between him and a rather opposing political viewpoint, for which he chose the header "Conservative Ontology 101."

Initially, I read it somewhat differently, which led, in short order, to me commenting there thusly:

At first, I read that header as "Conservative Oncology."

I figured it meant one of the following:

- Those malignant tumor reports are just a big hoax being perpetrated by liberal scientists with an agenda;

- The only way to remove the tumor is to send 4,000 medical professionals to their deaths over a five-year period;

- If we lower the marginal rates of radiation, the prognosis will improve, especially if the patient is extremely wealthy;

- "Cancer research is a drain on our tax dollars and repugnant to the will of God.... boy, that male oncologist is awfully cute" ::tap tap tap tap::

No actual cancer was wished on any actual conservatives in the posting of this comment.