Ladies and gentlemen, may I present:

the former governor of the State of New York.
According to today's New York Times, Eliot Spitzer has admitted that he was, indeed, a "fucking steamroller."
The fucking, in this case, refers to a $5,500-an-hour international ring of prostitutes known as the Emperor's Club.
And no, this is not some 20-year-old dirt dug up on the guy by Joe Bruno operatives: his last apparent visit to one of The Girls was on February 13, 2008.
Despite earlier published reports, dude has not resigned. Yet.
Well. THIS will give us something to talk about until the Pennsylvania primary.

the former governor of the State of New York.
According to today's New York Times, Eliot Spitzer has admitted that he was, indeed, a "fucking steamroller."
The fucking, in this case, refers to a $5,500-an-hour international ring of prostitutes known as the Emperor's Club.
And no, this is not some 20-year-old dirt dug up on the guy by Joe Bruno operatives: his last apparent visit to one of The Girls was on February 13, 2008.
Despite earlier published reports, dude has not resigned. Yet.
Well. THIS will give us something to talk about until the Pennsylvania primary.