The Internet Presents.... Emailers of Genius

[captainsblog]

Today, we salute YOU,


♫Mr. or. Ms. Email Forwarder♫

You never saw a picture of a puppy, or an inspirational slogan, that wasn't the Best Thing Eva, and you just had to share it with all your friends.

♫Gotta love those Jacqui Lawson cards♫

And not just your friends, but you also share the email addresses of everybody elses' friends, because you never delete the header trail when you forward them, making every email you send a Thanksgiving feast for any spammer who cracks open an inbox.

♫MIME Version 1.0, Content: multipart-and-mixed♫

Plus you love those attachments. You don't know a virus-packing .zip file from the zipper you've got your genitals stuck in....

♫Ouch-ouch-ouch-ouch-ouch....♫

So open an ice cold beer, and pour it all over your keyboard, before the urge comes to strike again.

♫Mr. or Ms. Email Forrr-warrrde-rrrrrrr♫

Resemblance to parents of anyone on this Friendslist is purely coincidental.

Comments

[headbanger118.livejournal.com]

Wow...he/she really is a real American hero. And yes, I have several of them in my email address book. Apparently I am: totally unafraid of bad luck, ashamed of Jesus, not willing to pray for our soldiers, AND I hate all my friends because I don't sent it back to them.

[princesskraehe.livejournal.com]

ROFL

Is that a captainsblog original?

[captainsblog.livejournal.com]

The words, yes.

I would never be caught trying to sing it online, though.

Unlike some people (who do it much better).

[thanatos-kalos.livejournal.com]

Now, now...at least my mother has stopped emailing them to ME. :P

[captainsblog.livejournal.com]

Did I say anything about your mother? ::whistles innocently::

[thanatos-kalos.livejournal.com]

quite a bit, actually...I'll tell her that she's overloading your inbox.

[bluevicksen11.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, yes, that was excellent!

[goodfoot08.livejournal.com]

Well done! A great salute. If only beer commercials were made for computer nerds.