Hell, as long as we're accusing the Patriots of everything else,....

[captainsblog]

 Today's latest allegations of cheating by Bill Belichick:

* Brought Boston to a standstill by strategically placing Lite-Brite copies of pages from the Giant playbook at key intersections;

* Caused massive losses by bookies, forced into paying off the bettors taking New England with the points, which collapsed the Las Vegas real estate market and created the subprime mortgage crisis;

* Fraudulently obtained #5 overall pick in 2008 draft by falsely claiming that the 49ers had weapons of mass destruction;

* Secretly planted a banana peel on Giants 37 yard line during Super Bowl XXV, causing Scott Norwood's kick to go wide right;

* Shot Greedo first (the return shot was intercepted by Asante Samuel);

* Green stains on hoodie traced to patch on grassy knoll in Dallas;

* Actually lost the December 3rd game against the Ravens but won a 5-4 Supreme Court decision preventing the referee from reviewing the replay;

* Press release on Media Day denying latest allegations of cheating was actually written by Senator Joe Biden;

and the worst allegation yet of cheating by the Patriots....

* put 200 milligrams of HGH in Johan Santana's pee sample, causing him to fail his Met physical and permitting the Patriots to sign him to a five year contract as their new backup quarterback.

Comments

[luckycee.livejournal.com]

Go Giants!

[thanatos-kalos.livejournal.com]

* Secretly planted a banana peel on Giants 37 yard line during Super Bowl XXV, causing Scott Norwood's kick to go wide right;

Don't be silly-- everyone knows that was Cancer Man from the X-Files. :P

[headbanger118.livejournal.com]

GO GIANTS!!! WIN ONE FOR THE MANNINGS, ELI!!