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I've yet to see the Monday Morning Madness that usually results from my ignoring the Friday-by-midnight deadline for the [livejournal.com profile] ljdq. This curiosity has now attracted the crowd at [livejournal.com profile] metaquotes. Absent any inside information, I'm left to speculate along with the rest of the hoi poloi as to the reason for this delay:

* Hans and Ang cut secret deal to broadcast the Quiz on the NFL Network, resulting in the answers being fully revealed last Thursday night without anyone in America knowing it;

* Withholding of answers is sign of solidarity with the WGA, despite the fact that none of us regular winners ever made a dime off of the Internet distribution of our written work;

* Newly released National Intelligence Estimate states that it is plausible, but unlikely, that there even is such a thing as the LJDQ;

* Tom Cruise obtained a restraining order on account of the Answer entry not being short enough;

* Trading of stock in Quiz (NYSE:LJDQ) suspended after several straight weeks of sub-prime joke answers;

* Mods are waiting for the new owners of LJ to censor the previous week's answers for anti-Putin jokes;

* Answers by 11/30 midnight deadline exceeded 50,000 words and were hijacked for a rather disjointed but winning entry by [livejournal.com profile] angledge in this year's NaNo competition.

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