![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
captainsblogI'm behind in comments on the last entry, have two movies and a Heroes ep to catch up on (and wtf? on the Shameless Product Placement?!?), and I need to stop at BN before picking up the Missus tonight (both for last-minute anniversary pressie shopping and to see if they've got Dana Brand's Met book in stock), so I'm turning over the rest of today's entry to two unknown authors.
One is the author of a joke, referenced in the movie Miracle Mile but never finished in the script itself; IMDB provides it, complete with punch line:
It's the mailman's last day on the job, he goes to a woman's house and she invites him in, makes loves to him, makes him a wonderful breakfast and then gives him 5 dollars. The mailman asks, "What was that for?"
"Well I asked my husband what to do for you on your last day and he said, 'Screw him, give him 5 dollars.' The breakfast was my idea!"
----
The other of unknown authorship, seen on a bumper sticker on the way to the office earlier today:
What are you gonna do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back?
----
I'm here all week. Don't forget to tip your mailmen.
One is the author of a joke, referenced in the movie Miracle Mile but never finished in the script itself; IMDB provides it, complete with punch line:
It's the mailman's last day on the job, he goes to a woman's house and she invites him in, makes loves to him, makes him a wonderful breakfast and then gives him 5 dollars. The mailman asks, "What was that for?"
"Well I asked my husband what to do for you on your last day and he said, 'Screw him, give him 5 dollars.' The breakfast was my idea!"
----
The other of unknown authorship, seen on a bumper sticker on the way to the office earlier today:
What are you gonna do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back?
----
I'm here all week. Don't forget to tip your mailmen.