Fuggedabutit

[captainsblog]

I've just solved two of life's deepest mysteries at once.

They're never gonna find Steve Fossett. He's moved in with Osama, as part of the new ABC comedy-reality series

The Jih-odd Couple.

(It might help to watch this first:)

SAGA CELL NARRATOR
On September 11th, Osama bin-Laden was asked to remove himself from his place of residence.

DOOR
::slams::

NARRATOR
That request came from the CIA.  Deep down, he knew they were right, but he also knew that someday he would return.

OSAMA
::walks dejectedly through streets of Tora Bora, suitcase in one hand, dialysis machine trailing behind::

NARRATOR
After six years of hiding out and narrowly averting capture, with nowhere else to go, he appeared at the secret hiding place of known adventurer Steve Fossett.

FOSSETT
::welcomes Osama to safe house while holding a pile of crumply airplane parts::

NARRATOR
Some time earlier, Fossett had himself disappeared, leading to questions about whether HE would ever return.

FOSSETT
::tosses Guinness Book of World Records on ground::

OSAMA
::picks it up neatly with Jihad sword and presents it back to Fossett::

NARRATOR
Can two missing men share a Pakistani mud hut without driving each other crazy?

::cue theme music::