In loving memory of Brady Quinn:
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captainsblogTop Ten Signs You're Having a Bad Draft Day
10. Not even spammers want your e-mail address.
9. At the start of the draft, the green room is full of snacks, reporters and excitement, but when you're the last one in the room, you're fighting a cockroach for last half-eaten Cheez Doodle.
8. Mormon missionaries and Jehovahs Witnesses skip your house.
7. The three previous picks in the draft were Don Imus, Saddam Hussein, and Sanjaya.
6. The Jets wasted a pick on a washed-up tight end instead of you, and their fans didn't even boo.
5. Production of team jerseys with your name and draft number halted until machines can be retooled to add a third digit.
4. Your agent stops pretending to field calls from "interested teams" and is instead shown playing a bitchin game of Tetris on his Blackberry.
3. By the time your name is finally called, more fans are watching NHL playoffs than the draft coverage.
2. Desperate for a quarterback, the Miami Dolphins offer a free-agent deal to Ryan Leaf rather than picking you.
And the number one sign you're having a bad draft day....
1. You're finally selected one short of the Mister Irrelevant pick. Unfortunately, the selection is by the Houston Comets of the WNBA.
10. Not even spammers want your e-mail address.
9. At the start of the draft, the green room is full of snacks, reporters and excitement, but when you're the last one in the room, you're fighting a cockroach for last half-eaten Cheez Doodle.
8. Mormon missionaries and Jehovahs Witnesses skip your house.
7. The three previous picks in the draft were Don Imus, Saddam Hussein, and Sanjaya.
6. The Jets wasted a pick on a washed-up tight end instead of you, and their fans didn't even boo.
5. Production of team jerseys with your name and draft number halted until machines can be retooled to add a third digit.
4. Your agent stops pretending to field calls from "interested teams" and is instead shown playing a bitchin game of Tetris on his Blackberry.
3. By the time your name is finally called, more fans are watching NHL playoffs than the draft coverage.
2. Desperate for a quarterback, the Miami Dolphins offer a free-agent deal to Ryan Leaf rather than picking you.
And the number one sign you're having a bad draft day....
1. You're finally selected one short of the Mister Irrelevant pick. Unfortunately, the selection is by the Houston Comets of the WNBA.
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