Betcha can't eat just one Savior

[captainsblog]

::blows on pitchpipe::

I don't care if it is blasphemous,
Long as I've got my chocolate Jesus
Wrapped in silver foil in my desk drawer
I can down half a million calories
Long as the church won't stop the gallery's
Mystic sweet communion of Our Lord!

Chocolate Jesus, chocolate Jesus
Melting in the glovebox of my car.
Take a nibble to remember,
In His memory we'll dismember
Every piece of every Kit Kat bar.

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[headbanger118.livejournal.com]

As Eddie Izzard says, "We eat the chocolate eggs because of the color of the wood of the cross.....no? Well then YOU tell me!"