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http://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/california/la-me-lax7mar07,1,7817522.story?coll=la-headlines-pe-california



Authorities called in the bomb squad early Tuesday and diverted a flight to Las Vegas after Los Angeles International Airport security screeners found hidden wires and other objects in a body cavity of a Philadelphia-bound passenger.

Fadhel Al-Maliki, a 35-year-old Iraqi national living in Atlantic City, N.J., had been flagged by security officials at LAX and was undergoing a secondary "selectee screening" when he set off a metal detector.

Al-Maliki, a former security guard, told screeners that he knew what had triggered the alarm and proceeded to remove items from his rectum, including a rock, chewing gum and thin wire filament.


In unrelated news, President Bush announced a reward for the apprehension of a new suspected al-Qaida overlord, Ini Meeni al-Maini, better known by his nickname of "Moe."

Date: 2007-03-08 07:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] princesskraehe.livejournal.com
Ow.

Mind if I meta?

Date: 2007-03-08 08:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captainsblog.livejournal.com
Go ahead. This is one of those accident-so-bad-you-have-to-look deals.

Date: 2007-03-09 12:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lindapendant.livejournal.com
Your subject line is genius. You get a shiny gold star and a year supply of Rice A Roni - the San Francisco treat.

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