Quotes and Questions

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Me, at an even ungodslier hour than this one, being rousted about by two dogs who somehow decided we were back on Daylight Savings Time and demanded breakfast an hour early:

"Fine. Screw it. Rocks fall, everyone eats."

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Me, realizing it's been over two weeks since m3p3 mixes were due to be mailed and not having seen one nor a single comment from anyone about it (other than an anonymous one promising me mine):

Am I the only one who actually did this?

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Lindy Ruff, watching Indy win after coming back from a ridiculous early-game deficit after Ray went to sleep, a mere 24 hours after his own team failed to do so under identical circumstances:

"Ohhhh, so if you have a really talented superstar player you can win those sometimes."

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Darcy Regier, in response to Ray's inquiries about the potential for trading for such a superstar:

::crickets::

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Darcy Regier, about five seconds before the trade deadline:

"Hello, is Bob Corkum available?"

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Rocks fell. Everyone ate. Going back to sleep now.