A Sad Song for Two Old Friends. And Her Soon-to-be Ex-Husband.

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KR:

Livin my life in a slow hell
Never knowin’ what the tabloids are gonna tell
I have to wake up and wonder
Who’s watching tapes of our sex
Been thinkin’ every damn day when I wake up
Wish I never had agreed to that pre-nup
I wonder what stupidity
Will occur to me next
I put your implants away
Sat down and cried today
Can’t think of anyone’s breasts when I’m lying
Next to them!
I put your implants away
Sat down and cried today
Can’t think of anyone’s breasts when I’m lying
Next to them!

PA:

My heart is broken and now it meanders
While I protest outside Colonel Sanders
My head is full of regrets, not just the usual hot air
I’m just not a girl that’s meant for marriage
When every man I meet has film of my cleavage
I tried making “Porn for PETA” and you just didn’t care!
I put new implants in
I wonder where you been
But I can't jiggle them while I'm lyin'
Next to him
I put new implants in
I wonder where you been
But I can't jiggle them while I'm lyin'
Next to him

Together:

(KR): I saw you yesterday at the courthouse
(PA:) It was the same old “why did you lock me out?”
(Together:) Since we’ve been apart our careers just aren’t what they could be
(KR:) If my morals had only been looser
(PA:) We would have hired a pr0n film producer
(KR:) And we’d be even more famous together
Than even you and Tommy Lee

Together:
I found some pictures today
There might still be a way
I just called to say I want to post them on the Internet

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