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to the scariest of candidates.

So let's sing a happy song to mark the end of the Santorum surge!

Frothy the Snowman,
You have seen him on the tube
He was made of sticks and a special mix
Of some poop and anal lube

Frothy the Snowman,
He is jolly, happy, gay!

(Wait.... THAT can't be right;)

He's the Pope's wet dream, but he couldn't seem
To convince the USA.

It must be his micogyny that crippled his campaign,
For when the ugly truth got out, his support went down the drain!

(Ewwwww....)

Frothy the Snowman,
Always said just what he felt
So we'll stand on top
With a nice clean mop
As the froth begins to melt!

Date: 2012-04-11 04:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cluegirl.livejournal.com
My favorite quote of the occasion is this one: "No, Mr. Santorum, you may not terminate your failed election. You must carry it to full term, and consider it a blessing from the Good Lord."

Date: 2012-04-12 02:37 am (UTC)

Date: 2012-04-13 03:00 pm (UTC)

Date: 2012-04-12 01:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bill_sheehan.livejournal.com
Bravo! Author! Author!

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