"Seven years of college down the drain...."

[captainsblog]

Apparently we've identified the culprit from this morning's RIT rifle scare. Yes, somebody thought THIS was a good idea:



 I wonder if the moron in question would be protected by the new law being proposed in Missouri to add gun ownership to the list of prohibited classes of employment discrimination. They already have a list of such prohibitions, including race, color, creed, religion, and sexual orientation.

Hahahahaha. Just kidding about that last part. Missourians want to be able to say "Show me your guns" but not any of that icky sex stuff.

Comments

[thediva-laments.livejournal.com]

Wow, I hope said umbrella owner not only get kicked out of school, I hope he (doubt it was a she) gets in all sorts of fun legal trouble as well. Talk about astoundingly stupid.

I'm glad everyone is ok, but WOW.

[captainsblog.livejournal.com]

Emily's heard that the kid turned himself in, embarrassed as all hell, and isn't going to be prosecuted for anything. The paper reports that he's a philosophy major. There's your independent study for the quarter, dude.

[canadiandiamond.livejournal.com]

Holy crap. Just, wow.

[digitalemur.livejournal.com]

Really? Funny, some of my other contacts at RIT were feeling bad for whoever's umbrella was the culprit. If it was THIS umbrella, though, suddenly I don't feel as bad for them.

[captainsblog.livejournal.com]

See correction above. Right Church of Stupid, wrong pew. The umbrella in question had a Samurai sword base. Which does, actually, fit the general Belushiness of this whole business even more:

http://videosift.com/embed/John-Belushi-Samurai-Deli-w-Buck-Henry

[targaff.livejournal.com]

it wasn't one of these, was it? No wait, hang on... one of these?



Mmm.