"I find your Fab of Four disturbing..."

Through today, the big story at golf's annual British Open (or, as ESPN now insists on calling it now that they're carrying the thing, The Open Championship) was Rory McIlroy tearing up the course with two straight lights-out 66 scores.

Borrrrringgggg.

What's far more important is what happened when reporters, looking for an angle about the match being played on a course near Liverpool, asked McIlroy to name all four members of the Beatles. He whiffed on the Quiet One, referring to him as George....

Lucas.

It wasn't long before various wags turned this into a setlist:

Please, Please Mind Trick Me

I Want to Hold Your Han Solo

Leia in the Sky With Death Stars

We All Live In a Yellow X-Wing Fighter

Yoda's Day, Far Away All My Troubles So Seemed

I Get By With A Little Help from My Friends R2D2 and C3PO

Twist and Shout (covering the original version by the Mos Isley Brothers)

Hey Luke

A Hard Day's Jedi Knight

Eight Days a Wookiee

Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Darth

Palpatine Writer

This could go on for days. Nine episodes, even.