"Dave's Not Here!"

Strangest voicemail of the year so far. It went to my cell, which has that standard "Your call has been forwarded...." greeting that then includes my name.

"Hi, Dave! This is Mike! I understand you do work for such-and-such and I wanted to talk to you about that. Can you call me at [the number on my caller ID]."

So I called him back to tell him something I've always wanted to say professionally:

Now all I need is to have a nun call me and yell at me to SHUT UPPPPPP!