Continuing yesterday's top story:

Here is the news for Buffalo. No Buffalonians were affected by the massive winter storm which took out all of the east coast over the weekend and into this morning. A spokesman for Buffalo said he was glad no Buffalonians were involved. The Minister of Technology (photo of minister pulling a bison on a long leash) today met the three Russian leaders (cut to photograph of Brezhnev, Podgorny and Kosygin all in a group and each pulling a bison) to discuss a £4 million airliner deal...(cut back to narrator) None of them went wide right, or lost the Cup due to an illegal foot in the crease, or collapsed the local economy,or ate any of the nice Duffs medium wings, yum, yum. That's the end of the top stories, now our program for Buffalo continues with part one of 'A Tale of Two Cities', specially adapted for Buffalonians by Irv Weinstein:

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"Topping tonight's Eyewitless News, it was the best of times for Buffalo blaze busters, it was the worst of times for pistol-packing punks...."