Funny. I thought "Don't ask, don't tell" meant something else.

Despite the faltering economy, our junk mail volume continues unabated, and if anything has increased in the past few months.

Part of it is AARP continuing to hound me for membership. I've called in an effort to head off any more of that. We'll see.

The latest, though, seems to be in honor of Emily having just turned 17. The first came the other day. Last night's pile brought this WOW REAL COOL solitication on the outside of the envelope:



Laptops. Headsets. Hot chicks. What high-tech employer in Warminster PA could be hiring?

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Tell your doctor if your El Niño lasts for more than four hours....

With all the conflicting research we've been doing into our existing meds the past few days, it was distracting as all get-out to hear this ad today for yet another new wonder drug.


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