How To Offend People:

1) Be a scab.

2) Rip off an old John Cleese video:

3) Piss off all the people who are already offended because Google is going to diss Easter in two days by not giving it its own icon:



4) Justify the previous offense by pointing out that even the churches have way too much interest in gruesome public execution, as witnessed by this Actual Church Bulletin for Kids that showed up on my Flist earlier this week:



5) Enjoy marvelous moment of schadenfreude at sight of the Barack O'Boogeyman, the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, not only being spotted at a White House reception with Hillary's husband,....



... but having it be from the prayer breakfast on the release date of the Starr report.

Memo to the Clintons: people who lived in White Houses also shouldn't throw stones.

Wouldn't it have been more appropriate...

if he crashed his car while choking to death on a ham sandwich?

(I know, that's not how she died. But everything else on this stupid show turns out to be a lie, also, so why not?)

(Also wik: I wouldn't have recognized Mama Cass as the vocalist if the captions hadn't been on. Cool things, those.)

(Also also wik: I deliberately wrote that to be relatively spoiler-free, but after I did, I noticed that somebody updated the linked Wikipedia entry to include major spoilage. Not that any "fact" about this show can ever be depended on, anyway.)

Anything you can do, I can do better....

10:something this morning-- Obama responds to the hacking of his passport files.

1:something this afternoon-- Hillary responds to the hacking of her passport files

4:something p.m.-- McCain responds to, oh, youknow....

It's only a matter of time before Nixon's entry visas get posted on Drudge.

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10:29 p.m.-- self-quoted parody of the whole strikeunddrang is posted on metaquotes

_______ [insert time here]-- post taken down despite being LJ-cut per mod request

10:40 p.m.-- falls down into state of complete unconsciousness (versus the semiconscious state of the past several hours)