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You can't buy this kind of publicity....
Sep. 7th, 2007 08:27 amTeh Interwebs are all ablaze (maybe not the best choice of word, huh) with the news today that America's Most Wanted, the mastermind of all things evil, who we still can't find despite him being nearly dead and on dialysis, is releasing his 911 anniversary video next Tuesday.
Well duh. All the big new releases come out on Tuesdays. I just didn't expect this level of production values from the man at this stage of his career:
Special features include:
-Where's Osama? An interactive game of hide-and-seek for the kids! Maybe even our own troops could learn a thing or two if they weren't so busy playing Grand Surge Iraq V on their xBoxes.
- Exclusive interview with Darth Osama, highlighting his transformation from a CIA-trained knight to the embodiment of evil itself.
- Interactive menus? Heck, we've got improvised explosive menus!
- Deleted terrorist plots and the famous "Guantanamo gag reel" where Al-Qaida martyrs are really gagged! And then waterboarded!
- English, French, Arabic subtitles.
And just like with the Sopranos finale, there's a sinking feeling at the end that, even after everything that's happened in the past six years, you really don't know how the thing really ended, or why.
Well duh. All the big new releases come out on Tuesdays. I just didn't expect this level of production values from the man at this stage of his career:
Special features include:
-Where's Osama? An interactive game of hide-and-seek for the kids! Maybe even our own troops could learn a thing or two if they weren't so busy playing Grand Surge Iraq V on their xBoxes.
- Exclusive interview with Darth Osama, highlighting his transformation from a CIA-trained knight to the embodiment of evil itself.
- Interactive menus? Heck, we've got improvised explosive menus!
- Deleted terrorist plots and the famous "Guantanamo gag reel" where Al-Qaida martyrs are really gagged! And then waterboarded!
- English, French, Arabic subtitles.
And just like with the Sopranos finale, there's a sinking feeling at the end that, even after everything that's happened in the past six years, you really don't know how the thing really ended, or why.