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Lolcat My Ass....
Aug. 9th, 2007 08:25 pmAt last, I see how this great Republic is gonna fall. Through the most terrible of alliances, between the Communist Chinese and their secret allies:
First they came for our food, but I did not protest, for I did not eat the stuff....
Then they came for our companions, but I did not complain, because we did not buy those brands....
Next they invaded our Dollar Stores with their tainted oral hygiene products, but I said nothing, for I buy mine at Wegmans....
Eventually, they went after our children, but I did not resist, for my child is too old to suck on lead paint....
Finally, I realized they had taken over, and I tried to escape, but my car wouldn't make it out of the driveway on account of their poorly-made tires....
Now they're calling in their trillion dollars in Treasuries, but there's nobody left to fight for me.
And even if there were, an hour from now it would be over anyway.
First they came for our food, but I did not protest, for I did not eat the stuff....
Then they came for our companions, but I did not complain, because we did not buy those brands....
Next they invaded our Dollar Stores with their tainted oral hygiene products, but I said nothing, for I buy mine at Wegmans....
Eventually, they went after our children, but I did not resist, for my child is too old to suck on lead paint....
Finally, I realized they had taken over, and I tried to escape, but my car wouldn't make it out of the driveway on account of their poorly-made tires....
Now they're calling in their trillion dollars in Treasuries, but there's nobody left to fight for me.
And even if there were, an hour from now it would be over anyway.