Chew on THIS:P
Aug. 4th, 2015 02:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
captainsblogTo kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.- Carl Spackler, the beloved groundskeeper in Caddyshack.
They came to fix the Internet.
They did not fix the Internet.
The wire inside, he did re-ground-
Solution, still, was not yet found.
The cable guy, he did not tire
But went outside- and found THAT wire
Showed evidence that we'd bequeathed
A smorgasbord to squirrelly teeth!
"New wiring," checked off the list-
That squirrel will be really pissed!
But still the modem's settings read
A big fat zero- signal dead:P
The problem's coming from the pole-
Its signal fails to reach our hole
An engineer was dispatched to go:
And we'll wait for him....
Like Godot.
They came to fix the Internet.
They did not fix the Internet.
The wire inside, he did re-ground-
Solution, still, was not yet found.
The cable guy, he did not tire
But went outside- and found THAT wire
Showed evidence that we'd bequeathed
A smorgasbord to squirrelly teeth!
"New wiring," checked off the list-
That squirrel will be really pissed!
But still the modem's settings read
A big fat zero- signal dead:P
The problem's coming from the pole-
Its signal fails to reach our hole
An engineer was dispatched to go:
And we'll wait for him....
Like Godot.
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Date: 2015-08-05 02:18 am (UTC)Also... I hated that play.
Also, also... I hope you get your interwebz back soon.
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Date: 2015-08-05 02:27 am (UTC)Nothing to be done.
(Thanks for the other words, though:)