Thanks, she's here all week.
Jun. 19th, 2014 08:39 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
captainsblogAs if last night's weirdness outside our house wasn't enough? I remembered seeing something almost as odd earlier in the day yesterday in this Very Quiet Neighborhood:
Federal agents in blaze-orange vests were investigating in a back yard three or four streets over.
Not FBI. Not DEA. Not NSA (I doubt they wear vests anyway;).
USDA. The Crop Police.
We speculated what they might have been looking for- an invasive species of tree vermin? Hippie lettuce being grown? I imitated one of them during a bust: USDA Police! Stop or we'll pelt!
But Eleanor got off the real punch line....
They were investigating a drive-by fruiting.
Today is ALREADY a better day, thanks to that:)
Federal agents in blaze-orange vests were investigating in a back yard three or four streets over.
Not FBI. Not DEA. Not NSA (I doubt they wear vests anyway;).
USDA. The Crop Police.
We speculated what they might have been looking for- an invasive species of tree vermin? Hippie lettuce being grown? I imitated one of them during a bust: USDA Police! Stop or we'll pelt!
But Eleanor got off the real punch line....
They were investigating a drive-by fruiting.
Today is ALREADY a better day, thanks to that:)