Brother Dex Explains It All To You
Nov. 7th, 2011 06:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
captainsblogThe victim is a white male, WDWN, two days short of his 52nd birthday.
Last seen sitting in his living room, watching a fairly pedestrian SHO episode consisting mainly of getting tangled in all the assorted main plots (Doomsday-aka-Edward James Pizzaface; Brother Sam and His Sam-o-lettes), secondary plots (Deb generally going crazy; Laguerta still showing up two minutes a week to collect her paycheck, show off her fancy dress and make Deb crazier), totally bizarre subplots (Intern Guy fanboying on Dex), gone-but-not-forgotten subplots (Ryan the intern who is bound to show up again in some tight-fitting lawsuit), plotzed plots (Quinn and his Purple Hangover), and, hey, don't we have enough plots here already?
Watching while I confront potential vic on the beach. Don't make me angry, vic. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Still watching while I turn to face witness. Not Dead Harry. Not on-duty or off-duty cop. No. BANG. Viewer's head explodes from sight of who I did see.
He falls forward, skull hitting flatscreen here, as previews of next week's episode run, and BANG. Secondary shot to the brain. Holy....something.
Time of death: 2159 EST November 6, 2011. Cause: Fatal WTFing.
Last seen sitting in his living room, watching a fairly pedestrian SHO episode consisting mainly of getting tangled in all the assorted main plots (Doomsday-aka-Edward James Pizzaface; Brother Sam and His Sam-o-lettes), secondary plots (Deb generally going crazy; Laguerta still showing up two minutes a week to collect her paycheck, show off her fancy dress and make Deb crazier), totally bizarre subplots (Intern Guy fanboying on Dex), gone-but-not-forgotten subplots (Ryan the intern who is bound to show up again in some tight-fitting lawsuit), plotzed plots (Quinn and his Purple Hangover), and, hey, don't we have enough plots here already?
Watching while I confront potential vic on the beach. Don't make me angry, vic. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Still watching while I turn to face witness. Not Dead Harry. Not on-duty or off-duty cop. No. BANG. Viewer's head explodes from sight of who I did see.
He falls forward, skull hitting flatscreen here, as previews of next week's episode run, and BANG. Secondary shot to the brain. Holy....something.
Time of death: 2159 EST November 6, 2011. Cause: Fatal WTFing.